December 2008
116 posts
Just some pregnancy fun.
Me: O, when are you due?
Obiaara I: I am due January 9th. What about you?
Me: I’m about to pop. Any second now!
Obiaara I: I didn’t want to ask you. Could have just been putting on weight!
Me: I know. I keep blowing it off, just telling everyone I’ve been stressed and eating a lot more these days, but the truth is – I met a guy, 8 months ago. We both had an interest in kite flying. I knew it was meant to be.
Obiaara I: I didn’t know you were interested in kite flying!
Me: For sure! Are you? It probably would have been best to just sleep with you!
Obiaara I: I know! I fucked up. I wish I knew sooner! Oh, well. We have our whole lives ahead of us.
Me: Oh, you’re so smart! After you pop this one out, wanna get knocked up? Again.
“I go through life like a karate kid.”
– Britney Spears
Heather D: I just saw Madagascar 2 and you remind me of Marty.
Me: Lol. I have no idea who that is, so I hope that's a compliment.
Heather D: Haha The big giraffe.
Heather D: But he is a doll.
Me: So I remind you of a giraffe? That's not weird or anything.
Heather D: Haha No, his mannerisms.
My boss and I talking about a co-workers brother...
Me: I never want to go to jail!
Melanie B: Bobby, you're too pretty to go to jail!
My boss had a loose string on her shirt and so I...
Melanie B: Bobby, did you just grab my boob?
Me: I did. And I loved it.
My boss explaining something to me:
Melanie B: Yeah, that's fire!
Me: I'm sorry, what did you say? I do NOT speak ghetto.
November 2008
70 posts
“You can pay for school, but you can’t buy class.”
– - Shawn Carter (via missdreass: urbanredneck: ktkatherine: kari-shma: soupsoup)
That is almost as good as “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!” from the Diamonds remix.
(via insidethebox)
Courtney L-M: What should my URL be?
Me: Hm. That's the hard part. Something fun. Something you.
Me/Courtney L-M: (pause)
Me: CourtneyHeartsDick
Courtney L-M: No thanks, that's already my porno site...
Me: I knew it sounded familiar.
Courtney L-M: I believe I would like to start my own blog... RIGHT NOW. Help me?
Me: You want to?! Oh, won't this be entertaining? What are you going to blog about? You should do a photo-blog. Just post photo's of every guy you're just "talking to," which would wind up being pretty much any attractive guy on campus.
“Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart. If we...”
– Unknown (via becausewhy: skysignal: xyzprincess: frannyandzooey: amandoline: reckon: havent-got-a-prayer)
Lisa Hannigan will be serenading me through the...
I just opened my inbox and found this:
I don’t even know what the hell this is. Or who it is from. I know, I know - I shouldn’t have opened it because it could be a virus, but whatever.
Also, I Facebook-ed the name… Yeah, there’s no one out there with her name.
Procrastinating Again.
insidethebox:
missdeets:
So I should be studying for my exams. Instead I’m updating the layout of my tumblr. I’m not a very productive person sometimes…
I don’t consider it procrastinating, I consider it stimulating other, more fun parts of my brain.
I would like to second this!
305. Don't be so eager to leave the kids table.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
GPOYW: B&N Edition
Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Wednesday: Barnes and Noble Story Edition
This was back in the Spring of 2007 when my friends from Kansas City came down to Columbia for State Music and they made a stop at the Mall for some relaxation - a cup of coffee and a good read.
Currently: Laying in bed
watching “The Soup,” making lunch plans, checking my facebook, e-mail, etc.
All that’s missing is breakfast being delivered to my house from Ritter’s in Chicago.
GPOYW: BSC Edition
Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Wednesday: Bleu’s Sweet Cigars Edition
Three tastey, cigar-shapped funnel cake sticks with a whip topping and fresh fruit.
Would love to smoke these things every night…
Me: If I fail this class, my parents won't let me come back to [private college] next semester.
Abby R: That's okay, I know you'll still come back and sleep with me everyday!
Me: So gess what. If it's alright, I would like to stay with you on Thursday night.
Abby R: Yes!!! Love that idea!
Me: Okay, well I just don't want to impose.
Abby R: What the fook??? The words "Bobby Remis" and "impose" don't even go together!
Random Text of the Day
“There is this girl in my class whos pants are too long, so she is using bobby pins to hold her pants up. How tacky.”
- Madison M.
Monday
consisted of me waiting in a ridiculous line to register for next semester. 10 minutes later I come to find out I have to receive approval to take a class, so I go get that Professor’s signature and then wait another 10-15 minutes in a new line to continue registering.
Later that afternoon, Courtney and I took a five question online quiz for Government, which we later came to realize it...
NEW MUSIC MONDAY “Holiday (Remix)” by...
