cupcakesandcouture: This will put me to sleep...
Have you heard about the new medication doctors are giving depressed lesbians?...– Forwarded text message.
We are so busy measuring public opinion that we forget we can mold it.– Bill Bernbach
Oh, she’s at it. Again! Heidi Montag just...
Dinner & Movie Conversations (Part 2)
Pryia B: I've had a bad week...!
Alex E: It's only Monday!
Dinner & Movie Conversations
Discussing going out this weekend...
Alex E: You'll have fun without me!
Sunny B: Well... I know...! But. I wanted you to be in my pictures!
Litterally, working my life away.
The last couple of days have been completely insane & I have had absolutely no time to blog, which has sucked because I have had one eventful story after the other. But these stories would be way better if I had a camera crew following me around all day. However, my reality show would not be scripted (like that of “The Hills”). My life is real. Friday I worked Picadilly’s,...
Kelsey & I texting about where I work…
Kelsey G: Well good. What’s the name of the restaurant?
Me: I’m manager of Picadilly’s. & then sometimes I host in the Sports Zone (restaurant/bar).
Kelsey G: Oh wow! Picadilly is a gas station right?
Me: Lmao. WTF? Does it look like I would work in a gas station? Wow! What are you smoking? I mean, I JUST learned how to fill up the gas tank in my own car…!
Kelsey G: What is it then?
Me: It’s a fabulous restaurant that you're fat ass should eat at! Or I suppose you could just eat at your glorious gas station!
Kelsey G: I don’t eat at gas stations. Just get gas. I don’t wanna eat at ur restaurant anyway lol
Me: Yeah? Well… I don’t wanna get gas where your Mom gets gas! Yeah! What now? Huh? Huh?
Kelsey G: Lol don’t try to act gangster ur the whitest white boy I know.
Late night Facebook Chat...
Kelsey V: you shoul be the next perez hilton! b/c ull becme FAMOUS. and ill go with you to events
Me: Ooh! I would love that! You could be my publicist!
Kelsey V: honestly, this is really low, but i think it would be so COOL to be famous. but i dont know what id do. i can't act, sing, dance, etc. im just not that kind of person
Me: Oh, do you know the Kathy Griffin show?
Kelsey V: yeah
Me: Omg! That could be you! "Kelsey V: TRYING TO AT LEAST GET TO THE D LIST".
Kelsey V: "kelsey v-trying to be followed by the paparazzi"
Me: Wow. Is this really the life we lead? Trying to be famous? & now I'm about to blog about it...
Prathima & I via Text
Prathima: Holy cow, they have valet at Regional!
Me: They have vallet parking at Regional Hospital?
Prathima: Yeah and its free! Ja!!
Me: & just think, no vallet at any of the wonderful restaurants in this city, but at a hospital? If only the hospital cafeteria served filet mingon & a spice plate.
Prathima: That would be fabulous... Oh yeah, hemingways does too, but there's no point. You only walk 2 more feet to the restaurant