“Electric Feel” by Katy Perry (MGMT...
I have not mastered the art of whispering
Dr. Ford-Brown: Now, in the case of drug trials...
Me: (whispers) Love drugs.
Dr. Ford-Brown: What?!
Me: Uh!? Nothing!
Danielle H: He said he loves drugs.
I like exchanging smiles with people I've only...
When you’re young, everything feels like the end...
(via markuswalcott) “So Much Better”...
Bobby's Spring Break '09 Playlist
“Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)” by The Pussycat Dolls “Everybody Knows” by John Legend “One Day” by The Juan MacLean “All My Life In the Ghetto” by Jay Rock “Dead and Gone” by T.I. “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson
So when I'm even annoyed by the drunk texts I...
Geography Fail, Pt. 2
Eliza G: What's that long wall in Washington, D.C.?
Me: Oh, the Great Wall?
Me & Eliza G: That's China!
Eliza G: It's in England. You know, right by the Eiffel Tower.
Me: Um. The Eiffel Tower is in France...
“Pick It Up” by Fergie (via skylor)
Discussing First Dates
Me: Okay, that's the thing with first dates... If you go to the movies I sit there thinking, 'do I touch their leg?' 'Do I put my arm around them?' 'Do I reach for their hand?' Like, I don't know what to do. Just sit there?
Tim B: Wow! Moving fast WHORE! It's the first date!
Sometimes being surrounded by people all the time...
Me: Melanie, you have seemed to work at every restaurant. Where have you not worked?
Brandon B: Everywhere but here, her current job.
Melanie B: (Look of disbelief)
jonoh: The full trailer for the remake of “Sorority Row”.
While at Bread Co. this evening I turned on my...
Prank Phone call to a guest at the hotel I work...
Anonymous: Shut the blinds!
Guest: What? They're shut.
Anonymous: Turn off the lights?
Anonymous: I said, turn off the lights and take your clothes off you bitch!
Bobby (shakes hand), you’re my idol. You always have ladies all around you...– Chef Dave
newyorkdreamer: Eh Eh (Live From the Cherrytree...