Bobby's World: Archive

“Electric Feel” by Katy Perry (MGMT...

Apr 1st

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I have not mastered the art of whispering

Dr. Ford-Brown: Now, in the case of drug trials...
Me: (whispers) Love drugs.
Dr. Ford-Brown: What?!
Me: Uh!? Nothing!
Danielle H: He said he loves drugs.

Apr 1st

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I like exchanging smiles with people I've only...

(via policewomantori)

Mar 31st

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When you’re young, everything feels like the end...

Mar 31st

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(via markuswalcott) “So Much Better”...

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Bobby's Spring Break '09 Playlist

“Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)” by The Pussycat Dolls “Everybody Knows” by John Legend “One Day” by The Juan MacLean “All My Life In the Ghetto” by Jay Rock “Dead and Gone” by T.I. “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson

Mar 30th

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

So when I'm even annoyed by the drunk texts I...

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

Geography Fail, Pt. 2

Eliza G: What's that long wall in Washington, D.C.?
Me: Oh, the Great Wall?
Me & Eliza G: That's China!

Mar 26th

Geography Fail

Eliza G: It's in England. You know, right by the Eiffel Tower.

Me: Um. The Eiffel Tower is in France...

Mar 26th

“Pick It Up” by Fergie (via skylor)

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

Discussing First Dates

Me: Okay, that's the thing with first dates... If you go to the movies I sit there thinking, 'do I touch their leg?' 'Do I put my arm around them?' 'Do I reach for their hand?' Like, I don't know what to do. Just sit there?

Tim B: Wow! Moving fast WHORE! It's the first date!

Mar 26th

Mar 25th

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

Sometimes being surrounded by people all the time...

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

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Me: Melanie, you have seemed to work at every restaurant. Where have you not worked?
Brandon B: Everywhere but here, her current job.
Melanie B: (Look of disbelief)

Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Watch

jonoh: The full trailer for the remake of “Sorority Row”.

Mar 22nd

Mar 19th

While at Bread Co. this evening I turned on my...

Mar 19th

Prank Phone call to a guest at the hotel I work...

Guest: Hello?
Anonymous: Shut the blinds!
Guest: What? They're shut.
Anonymous: Turn off the lights?
Guest: Um.
Anonymous: I said, turn off the lights and take your clothes off you bitch!

Mar 18th