I need to stop allowing myself to be taken...
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If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my...
Bumper Sticker from the car infront of me.
I love your name Remis, because penis comes up on T9 first.– Kendall B.
Vodka is a close personal friend of mine, and it has never let me down.– Chelsea Handler
…she’s a regular Lifetime movie waiting to happen.– Chelsea Handler on Danielle from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
“Summer Girls” by LFO (via...
Better to Look at
All bodies have some remarkable aspect. They function well or poorly, they give us our pleasure and pain, they are one of a kind. The comparisons don’t matter. You can’t elevate one at the expense of the other. My body is the first and the last. Your body is the last and the first. (via nightmarebrunette)
New study shows best bed time conversations ever...
(via holdens) I do love me some BlackBerry Messenger.
I want to marry a Mexican so he can make me enchiladas and delicious stuff all...– Flo T.
Kindness is just love with its work boots on.– “The House Bunny”
Me: I'm pretty sure I blacked out that entire night.
Abby R: Well, you should black out this car ride because I'm pretty sure we're going to die.
Heather D: You look like a little boy. I want to put you in tube socks and give you a popsicle.
Me: Really? I want to put you in a cage with a lion.
Me: Why do I feel like people are always honking at us?
Abby R: I know! We're glamorous!
No one buys the first apple they pick up at the grocery store. You look around...– The Dream on girls
Mashup of Billboard’s Top 25 of 2008 (via mscott)
“(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”...
“Tiny Dancer” by Elton John (via...
FML from Melanie B.
And then to top it off, I went out to my car this morning and my windows were down. And it was raining!
I love you. Like, jizz in my pants love.– Danielle H.
So… Last night I told the bartender that if he wasn’t married it...– Melanie B.
Random Fact About Me
Anytime I do not get a reply, be it email, phone, text, whatever; I worry the person hates me, and try to figure out what I could have done to make them mad. (via bakeurfaceoff)
I’m a chicken roasting! When you wake up with your face on fire, you...– Jessica W. waking up under the 70 degree sun