July 2009
59 posts
I need to stop allowing myself to be taken...
(via willmccloud)
Jul 1st
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June 2009
48 posts
Jun 30th
Contact Me!
BobbyRemisWorld(at)GMail(dot)com Official Twitter I also accept Owl Mail and Howlers
Jun 30th
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my...
Bumper Sticker from the car infront of me.
Jun 29th
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“I love your name Remis, because penis comes up on T9 first.”
– Kendall B.
Jun 28th
Jun 27th
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“Vodka is a close personal friend of mine, and it has never let me down.”
– Chelsea Handler
Jun 27th
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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“…she’s a regular Lifetime movie waiting to happen.”
– Chelsea Handler on Danielle from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Jun 26th
Jun 25th
Listen“Summer Girls” by LFO (via...
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
Jun 22nd
62 notes
Better to Look at
All bodies have some remarkable aspect. They function well or poorly, they give us our pleasure and pain, they are one of a kind. The comparisons don’t matter. You can’t elevate one at the expense of the other.  My body is the first and the last. Your body is the last and the first. (via nightmarebrunette)
Jun 22nd
New study shows best bed time conversations ever...
(via holdens) I do love me some BlackBerry Messenger.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
“I want to marry a Mexican so he can make me enchiladas and delicious stuff all...”
– Flo T.
Jun 21st
“Kindness is just love with its work boots on.”
– “The House Bunny”
Jun 21st
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Me: I'm pretty sure I blacked out that entire night.
Abby R: Well, you should black out this car ride because I'm pretty sure we're going to die.
Jun 17th
Heather D: You look like a little boy. I want to put you in tube socks and give you a popsicle.
Me: Really? I want to put you in a cage with a lion.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
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Me: Why do I feel like people are always honking at us?
Abby R: I know! We're glamorous!
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
“No one buys the first apple they pick up at the grocery store. You look around...”
– The Dream on girls
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
Jun 15th
WatchWatch
Mashup of Billboard’s Top 25 of 2008 (via mscott)
Jun 15th
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Listen“(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”...
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
Jun 9th
Listen“Tiny Dancer” by Elton John (via...
Jun 9th
101 notes
FML from Melanie B.
And then to top it off, I went out to my car this morning and my windows were down. And it was raining!
Jun 8th
“I love you. Like, jizz in my pants love.”
– Danielle H.
Jun 8th
Jun 7th
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“So… Last night I told the bartender that if he wasn’t married it...”
– Melanie B.
Jun 7th
Random Fact About Me
Anytime I do not get a reply, be it email, phone, text, whatever; I worry the person hates me, and try to figure out what I could have done to make them mad. (via bakeurfaceoff)
Jun 7th
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Jun 5th
“I’m a chicken roasting! When you wake up with your face on fire, you...”
–  Jessica W. waking up under the 70 degree sun
Jun 1st