Your glares only work with me when I’m drunk and in trouble.
Bobby's World, 2.0
Get Inside His Head™
Today starts the last block of year 2. So proud of you!
When you love someone, when you truly love someone, you feel it in every thought, every limb of your body, every emotion - happy or sad.
Sometimes I wish you would pee in a cup for me so that I could check to make sure you’re not on drugs because you’re skinny and say stupid things.
Love is a human experience, not a political statement.
In victory, you deserve Champagne.
In defeat, you need it.
In defeat, you need it.
Here’s your computer game son. Let’s go plug it into a tree.
You come here for four years and listen to intellectual boars and then at the end you receive a piece of paper.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
